big toes

I had a dream last night that I had two big toes on each foot – still five toes per foot with both big toes next to each other on the inside of the foot. This seems like it would deliver better power and speed for running with just a hint at an ungulate-human hybrid… Strangely, I was riding a chairlift barefoot when I noticed this new revolutionary trait – no doubt taking advantage of the easy access to endless moments of barefoot hybrid mountain running… Now, if I could just find my flute…